Kiddie Popcorn

“Can you get me popcorn please? Smallest size you have!”.

On the point of sale I saw the entry for a ‘Large Popcorn’.

Before my tab is ringed, I say, “Yaar, sabse chota wala Large hai kya?”. “Yes sir”, comes back the reply

and I laugh. “Ok then, lemme think and come back”.

I start to walk away. A voice behind the counter says, “How about the kiddie pack?”.

My body feeling resolution and all my teeth showing, I say, “Salt and Caramel mixed please” :D.